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Heaven Smiles
RSSso i was on the Party City website and I came across this video and i almost cried laughing
this is actually terrifying
its like some sort of terrible cult
baman rave
“What do you want for your birthday, Harold?” “JUSTICE.”
“TOO BAD NOW ALL OF YOU GET DEAD PARENTS.”
“Wait wha—-“
“YOU PUT ON THE MASKS, YOU ACCEPT YOUR FATE”
I AM THE BAT
“Värikkään leimahduksen saattelemana tehdas oli loikannut olemattomuuteen, vieden mukanaan koko onnettoman kadun: yehtaalta alkanut lohikäärmeenhenkäys oli korventanut jok’ikisen kadun varrelle rakennetun talon, eikä kukaan ollut päässyt elävänä ulos.” hyvä okwols:
“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”
“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”
THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED
” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “
o
“I bit a date, then shove all of them into my mouth.”
WELP.
“They do this by basking and by moving from warm places to cooler ones.”
…ok.
“Problems with two objects: We now give examples of problems involving two objects moving with constant acceleration”
I always knew i loved dynamics
“…pervert. He must be getting both from the Good power.”
wow
“Remove the core and seeds from the green pepper and chop.”
DAMMIT
“The Great Lover is standing there by a heap of trash, his arms hanging down, returning Hulferde’s gaze with a slack, stupid look, eyes glistening like mercury in a face masked in grime.”
…accurate.
“Don’t be sad!” she said.
uhhh, thanks?
“Of course not, ma’am.”
well, fuck
“Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again,” the king promised.
that sounds like a terrible pick-up line
“Sopimuksen mukaan paikalle saapui puutarhureita jotka kärräsivät muualle ne jotka epähuomiossa olivat jääneet jäljelle.”
olen aika ok asian kanssa????
“Ja pian Capitolissa ryhdytään valmistautumaan neljännesjuhlaan”.
Ok?
“There was no doubt that it had passed through many hands.”
does this mean i’m a whore or….
“I’m cooooooooold!” hahahaha
“Vast new areas of lowlands, situated at some distance, from riverbanks, became avalibe for farming”
sounds good to me!
EDIT: hahaha, the sentence that starts on the previous page. “They employed large groups of laborors to cut canals through the riverbanks onto virgin lands”
one by one they're tuning in: stickysexyblood: ranyakumo: things that are okay:liking only trans...
things that are okay:
- liking only trans women
- liking only trans men
- liking only cis women
- liking only cis men
- liking only people who don’t fall into any of the above categories
- liking any combination of the above
- liking all of the above
- liking…
In making such a bold gender distinction and then relating it to genitalia, I can’t help but feel as though you are “othering” trans people. It still seems to me, that it is reducing people down to their genitalia and, however inadvertently, erasing gender expression in favor of physical sex.
Liking and not liking certain genitals is fine. In fact, it’s great. Everybody is different, and we all have our preferences. But when you talk about liking/disliking certain genitals, you are commenting on physical sex, not on gender. That becomes an entirely different issue, and from my perspective, completely marginalizes a person’s gender expression when discussed in this particular light.
once again, you have completely missed the point of my fucking post then
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